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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020
mugGet the Glock-blockmug.

Glock the block

Verb.
To shoot at people from a moving vehicle; drive-by shooting.
I'm tired of those wanna-be gangsters! Let's glock the block!
by DeideiNathan October 9, 2007
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It is actually "the block on lock, the trunk stay locked, the glock on cock, the block stays hot"
See "Danger" from World Wide Underground -
by Kbah March 12, 2004
mugGet the The Glock unlocked, the block stays hotmug.

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.
Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
by The_Inlander February 20, 2013
mugGet the Glock Blockedmug.

Lil’ Glock On The Block

A SoundCloud rapper that makes joke music he is the alter ego, or Slim Shady of Snobby the person who runs a SoundCloud account and makes music.
“Have you seen Lil’ Glock On The Block’s new song?”

“He like Lil’ Glock On The Block!”
by Snobby69 November 10, 2022
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Lil' Glock On The Block

a soundcloud rapper, the alter ego of Snobby from soundcloud
"ITS LIL' GLOCK ON THE BLOCK!"

"yo you heard Lil' Glock On The Block's new song?"
by Snobby 699 November 10, 2022
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Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022
mugGet the Glock Blockedmug.

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