Girthless

This terms refers to either penis size or horse riding. to either mean:

1) A penis that is lacking girth also known as a skinny cock or pencil dick hence making it worthless
2) Without a girth, or strap for a saddle

Nicole: Xander has such a mawga buddy, it's so skinny & thin that I don't even have to stretch my mouth to blow him or use my entire hand to give him a handjob, i just need two fingers

Alicia: Wow, couple of months ago we were bragging about the fat cocky that your ex Stao has and now you're deep in the pencil dick struggle with this new boo.

Nicole: Sigh, I can't win, Xander's so handsome and muscular and tall but then you look below the waist and he's completely girthless. And then Stao was so ugly but his thick cock stretched me out and filled me up so good. Well at least Xander is good with his tongue and can eat pussy like no other. hopefully all that cornmeal porridge he eats will lead to some more girth

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo June 15, 2016

girthed it down

When deep throating and/or sucking big penis.

Hell yeah girl, I girthed it down last night but I did not swalllow.

by greendavison0811 August 20, 2011

Happy Girthday

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Girth University

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

by Girth University February 18, 2018

girthquake

1. the ground-shaking effects one may experience when an obese person is walking near.

2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis.

Every time he walks by, I feel a girthqake.

The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.

by Brandoonline May 5, 2011

buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Girth

The thickness of your dick

I told that girl I had the girth at birth

by Yupgothim June 8, 2016