gleep

A Gleep is the name for a person who basically doesn't want to do things the "easy" way. They are feisty and giving trouble. They don't knuckle under pressure nor give in to paying a "protection" fee for either themselves or their business and go so far as to "spit in someone's eye" to show they won't be bullied by gang members.

Because of this, they aren't long for this world and are often killed by someone in that gang, usually to leave a message to the other merchants, "pay or else ..."

Dialogue from Twilight Zone, "Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room."

"So tomorrow morning, they find the old gleep sprawled across his bar. And then all the rest of them swing in line."

by dw8177 May 31, 2018

Gleepy

nerdy and or dweebish. socially inept. goofy looking.

God, look at that gleepy kid over there. He'll be a virgin 'till hes 50!

by blaspherious April 6, 2010

gleesturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.

My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.

Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde

by maximillian.arthur April 14, 2010

Gleeks

Fans of the TV show Glee, which first aired in May 2009.

We're such Gleeks, we've seen every episode twice.

by Gleeky December 23, 2009

GeePS

The unnaturally GPS-like sense of direction, even in strange locales, possessed by one of your friends with the nickname of "Gee" (you know you got one).

"Trust the GeePS, dude! We'll get there, take a right!"

"Are you sure?"
"Yeah"
"How sure?"
"Umm, Well i'm using fuckin' GeePS"
"Ok, sweet"

by Moopers April 1, 2008

Gleesus

The equivilant to Jesus Christ for people who watch Glee.

Molly: Dude? did you see the Season finale of Glee?

Maria: GLEESUS CHRIST YEAH I DID. :)

by Lady Gagas December 10, 2009

Gleeson

The rarely used name of the opening in male "brief" style underwear. Ostensibly for accessing the penis for urination, it is used for this purpose by less than ten percent of the male brief wearing population. The vast majority tend to use the easier and more practical "over the top" method. Named for it's inventor, Augustus Archibald Von Gleeson.

Despite his clever use of the gleeson area to hide his weed, the police found it and charged him with possession.

by Hobohunter August 9, 2008