Gleaming the Cube

To fail so badly that there is brilliance in the failure; A phrase coined by Cinema Abattoir bloggers in reference to a 1989 movie starring Christian Slater.

I can't believe how thoroughly this movie is gleaming the cube!

by Amber Hat January 20, 2009

Gleaming the cube

Intense masturbation aimed in the directon of a Nintendo Gamecube that has Beyblade stickers on it.

Matt- I caught my cousin Tyler gleaming the cube!!

Will- WTF rly?

by Moonshadow360 February 14, 2009

Gleaming pip

A worthless small-time thief or a pickpocket. It's considered an insult to both honest cutters and thieves who see themselves as a cut above the rest.

"Benny the Teen used to be a top shelf bandit, but now he's just a gleaming pip on a horse."

by Zed Numar September 10, 2021

Fresh gleaming out of the shower

How clean you want the asshole your gonna eat to be.

“Yo man how you gonna eat her ass ?
You get that shit fresh gleaming out of the shower clean first”

by Capt_Quint May 3, 2022

glemming

Following GPS directions even though they make no sense.

Liz followed the GPS directions that took her on gravel roads even though she knew a direct route. What a glemming!

by Mooseface December 25, 2018

Gloaming

A word used, mainly in the musical Brigadoon, to mean twilight or dusk.

"The mist of May is in the gloaming
And all the clouds are holdin' still
So take me hand and let's go roamin'
through the heather on the hill."
--- "Heather on the Hill" from Brigadoon

by Cricket Brody August 7, 2008

gleeming

To be looking good and to be showing off; flexing; on point.

My baby girl was gleeming today

by Gleeming bag September 1, 2017