glasweigan shower 

the act of not having enough time to shower properly, i.e. with soap and water, and therefore resorting to masking one's odour with copious amounts of body spray, deoderant or in extreme cases fabreeze

Drew is a smelly bastard, he came back from work, had a quick glasweigan and then went out again

glasweigan shower by Vicky Bailey November 25, 2003

Glaswiegan slap 

When you cum in your hand and then slap your partner across the face

Sandra was acting up last night so I gave her a Glaswiegan slap

Glaswiegan slap by Knoky December 7, 2018

Galwegian Sewage Pipe 

The Galwegian Sewage Pipe is the act of sounding a funnel and the getting a male/female with diarrhoea to shit in the funnel, filling your urinary tract with shit.

Man I just felt so empty inside, but she just filled me up with a hot Galwegian sewage pipe

Galwegian Sewage Pipe by anonymous November 29, 2023

Glaswegian 

Someone from, or who originates from Glasgow in Scotland, UK.

He's a Glaswegian

Glaswegian by Stephen McLeod December 4, 2003

glaswegian kiss

A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.

Peeved by Rupert's impertinence, Neville gave him a glaswegian kiss and put him hospital.

glaswegian kiss by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Glaswegian 

People from Glasgow are called Glaswegians. Glaswegian is also the name of the local dialect of Scots, commonly known as the Glasgow Patter.

My mate Tony is a Glaswegian.

Glaswegian by Sissy May 28, 2006

Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.

Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.

Glaswegian Glory Hole by BeermanV December 1, 2013