Glaswegian Goatee

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.

Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...

by HolyTaylorist August 6, 2011

glaswegian smile

Apparently, an "extension" of the lips created when a face's cheeks are cut from the corners of the mouth to the ear, leaving a scar.

Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.

Tommy Flanagan, who played Cicero in "Gladiator" and Morrison in "Braveheart," has had a so-called glaswegian smile ever since being mugged at a pub at which he was employed.

by [dp] leviathan May 12, 2006

glaswegian shower

The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Glaswegian Siesta

A night in the cells

It kicked off down the pub last night, Dave ended up having a Glaswegian Siesta.

by kolo-kolo June 16, 2008

glaswegian jacuzzi

A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.

"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."

by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018

Glaswegian Sandwich

two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.

A common meal among the aristocracy and students.

Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight

by Big boi d January 23, 2021

Glaswegian (Weegy)

Is a Junkie that eats hot dogs and burgers from the dodgy van round the back of the community hall. He gets his heroin from a bloke named Jamie who lives in Cumbernauld. Has committed several acts of aggravated assault and drugs charges.

Look at that Glaswegian (weegy), what a Junkie!

by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022