African Glass of Water

An empty glass

Want an African Glass of Water?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Tall Glass Of Water

A particularly tall female (about 5'10 or taller). Who is very attractive.

Dannnggg girl u most def a Tall Glass of water.... wanna quench my thirst lol.

by Tall Wun April 9, 2009

Glass Of Water Girl

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.

Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.

by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021

Tall Glass of Water

A tall, COOL, glass of water is a babe so hot you need a glass of water after checking her out.

Well, she's a tall, cool glass of water ain't she?

by 19 Polk December 1, 2004

Glass-of-Water-Theory

The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.

"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)

by Jacob Blintz February 18, 2011

tall glass of water

Something fresh and nice to see; new or inventive

"This new Urban Dictionary thing sure is a tall glass of water."

by Joey J. August 6, 2006

tall glass of water

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

by Ez October 21, 2003