gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Glarfnerd

A black guy named Kingsley. Can also be used to describe random or amusing situations which can not otherwise be explained with logic.

- "Why did you just punch that innocent midget in the face??"

- "Glarfnerd!"

by autobhan December 7, 2010

glargle

An exclamation of surprise and dismay.

You want how much for that CD? Glargle!

by laurens10 January 27, 2007

Glarf

upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a "glarf".

"oh Leroy, did u see that stupid fuck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!"

by tim downard December 9, 2008

garflap

The pink membrane of one's anus that will stick to the penis, during anal sex, and slide slightly out of the body if not properly lubricated.

Dude, I was having butt secks with this girl last night and her garflap kept sticking out. It was freaky.

by Troubadour Pompadour November 7, 2006

garfle the narthok

Reference from Coneheads movie. When Beldar went back to Remulak and displeased the leader, he had to fight the monster there(the narthok)

You f*&%ed up badly, therefore, you must garfle the narthok.

by Foxypook June 19, 2006

glarglar

An alien unit of computation used in Matrioshka brain data centres. Often used to simulate human life.

⊑⟒⊬ ☌⎍⊬⌇, ⊑⍜⍙ ⋔⏃⋏⊬ glarglars ⎅⍜ ⍙⟒ ⋏⟒⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⏁⍜ ⌿⌰⏃⊬ ⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⋏⎅ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⌇⟟⋔⎍⌰⏃⏁⍜⍀?

by Shadow51 June 9, 2020