glaister

A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes

That guy loves England so much he is glaister

by baz123456 February 3, 2009

Glantz Enema

(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.

Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.

Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.

by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010

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* over Wallmart intercom*

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by #greg moment compilation funny March 24, 2022

Gaint

A huge boner that causes blood loss to the brain due to the huge fuck off boner

"Oi mate paul had a gaint yesterday" "what the fuck is a gaint?" "A gaint is blood loss in the brain caused from a huge boner"

by Crackheaddinosaur April 18, 2018

The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 7, 2020

shagger's glint

The sparkle and glint in two young lover's eyes. it signifies that they have been over indulging in sexual activities.

*in the pub*

"'ey up Calvin," exclaims Ray, "surprised to see you down the old boozer. thought you'd still be shacked up with your new missus. then again looking at your eyes it's clear you've had your fill!"

"Whatcha' mean?" asks Calvin.
"You got th' Shagger's Glint my son"

by BarryLyndon March 23, 2014

glainkerfut

to cum in a girls shoe so when she puts her shoe on it won't come off

dude I just glainkerfuted that girl!!!

by NW and FM January 27, 2008