Giving Tuesday

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.

Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.

by 0neWay March 8, 2016

giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

by leaf337 April 30, 2015

Giving Squidward the business

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

by CB and BC March 6, 2014

And not a single fuck was given that day

Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"

And not a single fuck was given that day

by Duhonatron June 27, 2011

Zero fucks given

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."

by lolswerehad June 22, 2011

no fucks given

NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.

being fat and on a diet timmy ate a whole pizza, no fucks given.

by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013

Giving

used before describing something or if used alone means serving like serving a look

Wen I said “the dress is giving”
Or to describe something “it’s giving bundle up” if it’s cold outside

by MariamFromTheDMV March 23, 2020