gitmo

Guantanamo Bay.

The US military abbreviation of the base located there is GTMO, which is pronounced either "gee-tee-em-oh", or "Gitmo". On this base is located Camp X-Ray.

The land is on lease from Cuba to the US, which means that it is not technically US soil; this is used as a loophole to allow activities in camp X-Ray that would in the US be against the letter of the constitution, such as detaining people without pressing charge or giving them access to a lawyer. Whether these practices are permissible is the source of hot debate, as they are clearly against the *spirit* of the constitution.

Because of this lack of legislation, Camp X-Ray is the place where the US holds people suspected of terrorism. Apart from the aforementioned lack of rights, it is also reported that inmates are maltreated and abused, both physically and mentally.

Access to Guantanamo Bay is very limited: human rights organisations and members press have hardly any access, and the same goes for those few lawyers that have clients there. (The majority of inmates does not have access to an attorney.)

In summary, Guantanamo Bay is a place where the US government does not deem itself bound by any law, and it appears to use that fact to abuse inmates away from the prying eyes of the world.
Headline: UN Rejects Cuban Call for Gitmo Probe

(Background: the EU withdrew its support.)
by Esteis May 18, 2005
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Gitmoed

to be beaten senseless until you give the person beating you what they want
AKA being Guantanamoed
these burglars gitmoed me to find out what the code to the safe with all of the money was.
by HEINS 57 December 20, 2009
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gitmo

The U.S's prison for "enemy combatants" which legally have no rights because the land is on lease from Cuba and technically not US Soil.

Also the name of the least favorite Muppet.
Dude he called the white house and said he had a bomb so they sent him to Gitmo.

And now, lets go to our senior imprisoned corresponded Gitmo... - Daily Show
by Mahmud Hasselhoff February 09, 2009
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club gitmo

A place in the Guantanamo Bay U.S. Naval Base in Cuba where Islamic terrorist go to be pampered in relative luxury (relative from where they came that is)
Guests are given a Free Koran and prayer rug upon arrival.
Amenities include three professionaly prepared meals a day, opertunities to pray to allah five times a day and a warm bed.
Rack rates are reasonable as they only require your cooperation in questioning. Failure to cooperate will not get you kicked out though... The most they will do will turn off the air conditioning (or leave it on) but it's not as bad as getting your head cut off with a dul knife while you're still awake!
I was in afganistan shooting at those marines, I got caught and they sent me to Club Gitmo... Man am I relaxed now, I think I'll get captured again!!!
by The antileft July 22, 2005
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the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.
*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"
by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009
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Gitmo Convoy

A group of two of more pregnant women, willing and or wanting to have a three some or some form of group sex. Keep in mind one pregant woman counts as a gitmo convoy.
I just had a Gitmo Convoy this woman so she could buy a stroller.
by David J. Awesume September 08, 2009
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Gitmo Ten

Term used by men assigned to Guantanmo Bay Naval Base to describe the inadequate and below average females assigned there with them. Implies that almost every chick on the island is fuckable because there are so few of them. Anywhere else in the world the same chicks wouldn't even rate a second glance. Ratio of men to women usually hoovers around 80:1 and the cockblocking between men just to shag some below average skank is ridiculous.
Shane: "That babe is a Gitmo Ten!"
Jim: "Yeah, she's only one flight away from being ugly again."
Shane: "I'm goin' for it. Make sure Wade doesn't try to cockblock me."
by G8OR September 13, 2007
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