Gismoid

Gismoid is a word used to describe anything that has any amount of technology in it. It can be used as a substitute for things you can't remember.

- I bought a new gismoid that can do anything!

- Can you remember how many gigabytes of memory this gismoid has?

by klandia September 18, 2011

gismondi

a literal god

Gismondi is a total gizzz

by dopepurplecarpet April 28, 2022

gizmondo

A gizmondo is someone who is very cheap, and very bad at managing money. Most gizmondos will avoid paying for anything at anytime. If its free, no matter how bad the product may be, a gizmondo will take it.

Gizmondos usually have very few friends, due to the fact that thier friends, most of the time, end up paying for the gizmondos activities or drinks.

Homeless people could technically be considered gizmondo material, because, through beggind, and panhandling, they get thier food and liquor for free.

Man, Mitch is such a Gizmondo, he wouldn't fork out $10 for fuel when I drove him to work for a week straight.

<woman> Jesse was such a gizmondo on our date, we went for a walk, and just talked. Then when the bill came at dinner he "forgot" his wallet.

by JayToTheNizzo September 11, 2006

Gismondi’d

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

by Some Dumb Guy Somewhere January 15, 2020

Gismondisexual

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022

gismone

Absolute nob head

Noob hacker basher gismone are usually one of these

by Banterm8 September 16, 2014