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Girthmaxxing

To strive for maximum girth, particularly in the penis. This can be achieved in many ways, one such method is Reverse Jelqing.
"Man, I've just been girthmaxxing all day I don't even know where I am right now."
by pookymane July 1, 2024
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Girthmaxing is the relentless pursuit of personal growth and self-improvement, aimed at expanding one's cock, confidence, and vitality to their maximum potential. Inflating one's own dick frees a man from their earthly limitations and grants them the ability to take hold of their own life. It embodies a dedication to fitness, nutrition, and overall well-being, empowering individuals to enhance their physical stature and command attention with an undeniable aura of strength and vitality. Girthmaxing is not merely about superficial gains, but about embracing a lifestyle of discipline, determination, and resilience to become the strongest, most vibrant version of oneself, both inside and out.
I spent the summer girthmaxing on the Huashan Mountains and came back a different man.

Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.
by Girthydave April 5, 2024
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Girthmaxxing is the act of rubbing your penis so hard, to the point where it increases in girth. Very sigma people do it. If you don’t, you’re a beta.
Hey man did you girthmaxx today?”
“Oh, of course man!”
by sigmatoilet26 May 3, 2024
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Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.
Jeremy: Hey you wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx with me??
Sara: I don't have a cock
by doisptick May 15, 2024
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The act in which you place your thumb on the tip of your penis while having an erection, and pushing down as hard as you can for hours at a time.
Girthmaxxing is very entertaining to watch
by Jelqmaxxer3000 February 13, 2024
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“Wow! Paul’s dick is huge!”
Yeah, he must be girthmaxxing.”
by Bigpaparay February 14, 2024
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Girthmaxing is the act of doing exercises to make your slim penis more girthy and thick. Some exercises could be stretching your dick horizontal to make it wider.
Brian went to seek help from Reddit to find out how to start girthmaxing because he feels his dick is too skinny
by Vulcan69pleaze February 16, 2024
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