Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing

by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone

“You don’t need to be jelqmaxxing,nobody wants a thin little Weenie.you need to be Girthmaxxing.”

by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024

girthmaxxing

When a person stretches out their penis on the X-axis. This is done to achieve a soup-can-like appearance to the penis and achieve maximum girth; as opposed to jelqmaxxing.

My penis is built like a bucket thanks to girthmaxxing.
Have you seen John's Penis? He's been girthmaxxing now it's built like a redwood stump!

by Ukrel69 February 6, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of rubbing your penis so hard, to the point where it increases in girth. Very sigma people do it. If you don’t, you’re a beta.

“Hey man did you girthmaxx today?”
“Oh, of course man!”

by sigmatoilet26 May 3, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.

Jeremy: Hey you wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx with me??
Sara: I don't have a cock

by doisptick May 15, 2024

girthmaxx

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis making the sides of the penis more bulky and girthier in appearance. It's one of the 2 steps in penis bending the other being jelqing which increases it's length whilst this increases it's width.

Jeremy: wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx
Sara: i can't im still on jelqing

by doisptick May 15, 2024

Girthmaxxing

To strive for maximum girth, particularly in the penis. This can be achieved in many ways, one such method is Reverse Jelqing.

"Man, I've just been girthmaxxing all day I don't even know where I am right now."

by pookymane July 1, 2024