girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the act of making your penis horizontally wider. Smushing your penis on a flat surface over time works best.

I’ve been girthmaxing latley and it’s made my dick look so much wider

by RedHotBiscuits February 25, 2024

girthmaxing

The act of smashing or squishing one’s penis until it has a wider circumference than the actual length of the penis

I’ve been girthmaxing for weeks now and now I can’t stop pissing blood.

by RemedyV2 March 2, 2024

Girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the relentless pursuit of personal growth and self-improvement, aimed at expanding one's cock, confidence, and vitality to their maximum potential. Inflating one's own dick frees a man from their earthly limitations and grants them the ability to take hold of their own life. It embodies a dedication to fitness, nutrition, and overall well-being, empowering individuals to enhance their physical stature and command attention with an undeniable aura of strength and vitality. Girthmaxing is not merely about superficial gains, but about embracing a lifestyle of discipline, determination, and resilience to become the strongest, most vibrant version of oneself, both inside and out.

I spent the summer girthmaxing on the Huashan Mountains and came back a different man.

Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.

by Girthydave April 5, 2024

girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands

"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"

by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.

"Nobody wants a skinny weinee, you need to stop jelqing - You need to be girthmaxxing

by Jean Dough January 15, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.

Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”

by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.

Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."

by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024