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Groudon

The most legitimate ground Pokemon of all time. It has an array of different attacks that all rape you. It starts every battle by pissing on the clouds so that the sun shines brightly in the sky. Then it can anally rape any pokemon with a solarbeam without even having to gather sunlight. If that doesn't make the Pokemon faint, Groudon will simply rape the ground with an earthquake, inciting mass chaos and pain within the colon of any nearby Pokemon. In a two vs. two battle, Groudon will rape all of the other participants, including his own partner.
Also used to refer to BAMFs who get action from everyone and their mother, simultaneously.
Did you see that?!! That Groudon just raped his partner with an earthquake!

Wow, did you see that Groudon piss on the clouds? How cool was that?!!

If any of my Pokemon disobey my orders because of my lack of gym badges, I'll just make them fight a Groudon and watch as they get raped.

That guy is such a Groudon. He had sexual relations with both Joe and his mother...at the same time.
by gdogmanatee October 20, 2009
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Matt Giraud

Lincoln High School's American Idol prodigy. Matt is the current golden boy of southern Michigan.
Matt Giraud is sooo awesome...he's in the top 36 on American Idol!
by Cathy S. February 19, 2009
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giroid

A giroid is an individual who has an extreme obsession with the maths and sciences, usually coupled with a strong affinity for Star Trek and Star Wars. This individual speaks in a nasal tone and usually has a very limited ability to romantically socialize with the opposite sex.
Kyle Boutin is a giroid.
by Slippery Sausages November 1, 2008
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Groudy

A combination of "Gross" and "Dirty", though considered more extreme than either would be on their own.
Guy 1: Dude, I just put my hand on the gum that groudy chick just spit out.
guy 2: Awww, groudy!
by TheAmazingNigel December 28, 2005
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Claude Giroux

Forward for the Philadelphia Flyers. Man of a Million Moves. Rapes everyone on the ice. He even once ate a kodiak bear with all three of his hands tied behind his back.
Claude Giroux had two goals and two assists against the Senators. He fucking raped that team raw
by LayneStaleyisGod March 11, 2011
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brandon giroux

the sexiest sex machine in the world. he will soon be the next hugh heffner.
by moonpoo7 November 11, 2011
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Girouxing

To repeatly grope the buttocks of a male stranger in a public environment.
"I like music, movies, long walks on the beach, and sometimes I like to go girouxing on friday nights!"

"Oh, my black eye? Yeh.. I totally girouxed the wrong guy last night!"
by Macabre Suishi July 3, 2014
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