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Girdner

To royally fuck up everything you touch. To think that you are way more intelligent than you are which leads to said fuckuppery.
Jason girdnered up another company! Be careful or you will girdner up that project!
by TRASHCOBI September 18, 2018
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Girlternitive

Used to describe:

a: An alternative rock band with a female lead singer.

b: An option chosen in a situation akin to what a female would do, rather than the instinctive male option.
"Yo, did you hear that new girlternitive band? That slut could sing!"

"Let's be rational, you may want to consider the girlternitive here."
by Brad(ley) June 8, 2013
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girler

One who is skilled in the art of girling (think fishing, but you know, chicks)
Whoa, Randy is an expert girler. Just check out how he tugs the lines.
by Johnny Sparks August 28, 2005
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Girlnesia

When a guy...

A) Forgets girls he has hooked up with very easily.

B) Can delete a girl he has hooked up with or dated from his memory with great ease and efficiency and move on quickly.
"Man, John just totally dropped that cute Japanese girl yesterday and now he's got a new one. He has a serious case of girlnesia!"

"Did you hear that John tried to pick up this girl at a bar and it turns out he hooked up with her in the past - and he didn't remember! I'm afraid he has a bad case of girlnesia."
by james-sensei December 9, 2008
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Girner

A Girner is a scots word for someone who moans a lot and also screws their face up as well as moaning or instead of.
1.That old Girner is always moaning, he's doing my cranium!
by The Scottish Contingent August 21, 2013
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Girlnedespedia

A disease wherein a man who is depressed wants to get company of a girlfriend or wife. If he doesn't get one then he pukes blood and dies. He gets horror dreams until he gets a girlfriend.
Patient: Hey gurl I'm suffering from girlnedespedia can you please accompany me?
Girl: no hell no
Patient:*dies*

Patient: girl I'm suffering from a rare disease please be my girlfriend
Girl: sure
Patient: *lives and his soul is perished*
by Iluvuttreetausand January 28, 2023
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