girkenschplokin

A legitimate German word.

You will find girkenschplokin in a German dictionary.

by KylerSN1984 October 19, 2010

Gurken

As well as being a well known pickle, it is used as another way of describing ones penis.

Jamie Neilson likes jerking others mens gurkens.

by Jammyboy366 March 15, 2009

girker

a drifting bafoon who would prefer to fantacize about young boys than work.

or

chain smoking pedophile

I have seen that creepy unemployed girker standing on the corner with a cigarette every time I drive by.

by natedogg August 8, 2003

Girgen

A person or thing that looks old but isn't.

Guy1: Check out that lady shes old.

Guy2: No, shes just a girgen.

by Raphael Delaghetto June 10, 2013

gerken

During a swinger party as a strait male, you stick your dick in the husbands mouth to "show him" you're not gay and forever prove your masculinity. It's only gay if you like it

I gerkened this dude that was looking at my cock while I was fucking his wife. I showed him!

by not Gerken April 7, 2019

Girking

Girking

Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.

There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.

Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?

Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.

Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!

by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019

girlene

A monkey of a girl that lurks in the trees and is always listening. She catfishes people on Snapchat and lures people into her dungeon.

Oh shit, I think I see Girlene in the forest over there.

by BigBallerBrand4Lyfe October 25, 2020