gigaton

a unit of explosive force equal to one billion (109) tons of trinitrotoluene (TNT) or a unit of weight for a really fat person.

damn that girls badonka donk weighs at least 10 gigatons!

by dollsofvalley June 13, 2014

Giratina

Giratina is a ghost/dragon type legendary known as the Renegade Pokemon and lives in the Distortion World.It has 2 formes,the Origin forme and the Altered forme.It isn't the pokemon devil and neither does it control antimatter,it controls gravity.

Giratina isn't the pokémon devil.
-me

by A pokedex February 6, 2017

gigatoni

Food served to the band when playing a wedding or at a cheap bar/restaurant;
food from the entertainment menu.
Generally the cheapest entree or sub-entree.

Q: Hey do we get fed on this gig?
A: Yes, gigatoni and all the tap water you want.

by jazzyjazzjamms June 24, 2018

gigatonblast

Word used to describe nice dinosaurs on online communities.

-Who was that?
-Oh, that was just Gig.

by dorito May 1, 2005

Speak of Giratina...

See speak of the devil

Me: I already have Rayquaza!
Game: *gives me a Rayquaza raid*
Me: Speak of Giratina...

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 July 28, 2021

Ginatonic

Similar to "catatonic". This state of being is induced by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, and becoming non-responsive to any external stimulus. Usually occurs during special events such as dollar draft, half price pitchers, or a general goal of complete intoxication for a single night.

Named after the popular drink "gin n' tonic"

May last between 30 minutes and 18 hours.
If this state lasts for longer than 18 hours, call your friend a doctor...or maybe an ambulance.

Guy 1: "Hey man, check if Colin's OK, he's been laying there for a long time"

Guy 2: *feels pulse, slaps in face, teabags...shoves carrot up rectum*
"Nah man, he never lets me stick a carrot in his ass, he's totally ginatonic. Done for the night"

by ChesterTheMolester123 March 31, 2010

Genital Girator

Meaning 1) when someone is being that much of a prat and no other insult will do, not even nob trifle!

Meaning 2) in the heat of sexy time genital girating is a common movement as the manly penis enters the womenly vagin

Meaning 3) or if someone is simply just taking the piss

you fookin bellend of a genital girator!

ooohh aaaah mmmm harder harder. genital girate me!!!

now dont you genital girate me!

by James Protheroe December 14, 2007