al giordano

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

Giordano

The Italian form of the name Jordan, the Giordano has its roots in "Yarden," the Hebrew name of the Jordan river flowing between the countries of Jordan and Israel. Derived from yarad, meaning "descend" or "flow down.

descending peacefully from heaven, Giordano; like a flowing river.

by MetagamePro September 9, 2018

Gerlando

A type of rod used in traditionally Cristian household as punishment.

After my father recited "spare the rod spoil the child" my bottom had a red mark in the shape of a gerlando.

by Racker September 24, 2016

william giordano

A pretty okay guy who enjoys sitting on a cactus .

me: william giordano you should get a cactus and then sit on it, like sit and twist

will: uh thats gonna be a hard no from me
me:deal with it

by jfdjhfhfhuefrerg September 21, 2017

Al Giordano

A living, breathing corncob.

He's actually using Urban Dictionary to try and prove his point? He just went full "Al Giordano."

by BadFaithArgumentspalooza February 19, 2018

gerlando

A fat dildo butt

A Gerlando is useless

by Duck butt April 8, 2016

giorlandino

An Italien who is texting with a hot german girl and poops in his spaghetti.

You see that guy he is such a giorlandino

by Killaboobs April 25, 2017