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gingivitis

swollen gums through giving too much felatio
Oi Kinnock, no wonder your gingivitus has flared - GET OFF THAT NOW!
by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003
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Gingervitis

When a redhead makes you so sexually frustrated that you brush your teeth so hard it makes your gums bleed.
I need to seduce Ron Weasley because my dentist says my gingervitis is out of control.
by Potterotic June 3, 2018
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Gingervitis

An incredibly serious disease in children. Symptoms are Red hair, white skin, and freckles.
Okay, yeah, so Gingervitis is not actually serious. But it WAS on South Park (Season 9 Episode 11) !
by I enjoy steak muffins. November 10, 2005
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Vag gingivitis

"I hooked up with this girl and damn did she have some bad Vag gingivitis. There was no way I was going down there".
by KcB-wood December 17, 2008
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Gingervitis

The disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. Often confused with Gingivitis, a gum disease.
Ginger: If you don't stop being such a douche, I'll give you Gingervitis

Guy: Ok, ok, sorry.
by Ginger Hunter June 26, 2012
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asshole gingivitis

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.
"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"
by Steven G. September 4, 2008
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Gingeritis

An irresistible attraction to a person with the MC1R gene. Two classic signs that a person has become afflicted with this disease are the inability to stay away from a ginger whom they have become attached to and a person feels a sense of pride from being selected by the ginger. A person's true nature is revealed as a ginger can see straight into their soul…leaving a feeling of nakedness and exposure with the afflicted. Currently this illness is terminal and there is no cure.
'Gingeritis is the best disease ever!'
by bookwormmama September 23, 2016
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