When you send two gifs in a row in a text message. As frowned upon as double dipping your carrot back into that creamy ranch, don’t do it!
by Malbowlory August 5, 2020

Gay husband and wife. Could be any combination: Man married to a Man. Woman married to a Woman. The matrimony of two gay people. Could also be Gusband and Gusband. Or...Gife and Gife.
by annieoakley September 10, 2011

by Gameron May 30, 2018

An individual who finds happiness and fulfillment in activities not dependent on a significant other.
Gifes enjoy competitive sports, watching movies and television, and playing video games, among other things.
Gifes prefer to be single and spend their time and money on themselves, they do not look for romantic relationships.
Gifes enjoy competitive sports, watching movies and television, and playing video games, among other things.
Gifes prefer to be single and spend their time and money on themselves, they do not look for romantic relationships.
John said no to the party this weekend cause he's got a basketball game on a Saturday night... he's such a gife!
by anonymous October 28, 2020

by adqeleandalex November 7, 2021

An individual who finds happiness and fulfillment in activities that do not require a significant other.
Gifes prefer to be single and pour any extra time or money they have into their own interests.
Gifes enjoy activities such as playing competitive sports, watching movies and TV, and playing video games.
They do not seek romantic relationships and reject the doctrine of "happy wife / happy life"
(instead opting for "happy gife / happy life")
Gifes prefer to be single and pour any extra time or money they have into their own interests.
Gifes enjoy activities such as playing competitive sports, watching movies and TV, and playing video games.
They do not seek romantic relationships and reject the doctrine of "happy wife / happy life"
(instead opting for "happy gife / happy life")
John said no to the party this weekend cause he's got a basketball game on a Saturday night... he's such a gife!
by anonymous October 28, 2020
