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Gibraltar 

Gibraltar, a British overseas territory the bottom part of Spain,yet we speak English sometimes Spanish. We have 33k people in our beautiful country come here for lovely times
Hey man last week I went to Gibraltar and I saw monkeys!
Gibraltar by Fsyb November 21, 2021
Gibraltar

Pronunciation: jih-BRAWL-ter (ji-BRAL-ter)

Part of Speech: noun, adjective, verb (informal)

Definition

The state of being extremely close to contact without actually touching.

Verb: "to gibraltar" - to bring something within a hair's breadth of touching without allowing contact.

Origin: Named after the Strait of Gibraltar, where Europe and Africa come remarkably close but remain forever separated by a narrow stretch of water. The word has since come to describe any moment, object, or relationship that is tantalizingly close without making contact.

Examples

"That parking job was "gibraltar". The bumper looked like it was touching, but it never did."

Cultural References

Michelangelo's "The Creation of Adam": God's and Adam's fingertips suspended just before contact. The original "gibraltar".

Coined to describe the unique visual tension of "almost touching." Inspired by the town of Gibraltar, the point where two continents that almost meet.

The famous image in *The Creation of Adam*, where two fingertips remain forever separated by the smallest of gaps.
A: "Did the car hit the garage wall?"
B: "Nope. Total "gibraltar."

"Their lips were completely gibraltar for what felt like forever. Close enough to feel each other's breath, but not quite touching."

"That's so gibraltar."
"Don't let them touch. Keep it gibraltar."
"My raft so gibraltared that rock, that was close!"
"lets keep it "gibraltar", Im not ready for first base."
gibraltar by Blue Skoobs August 14, 2026

Gibraltar Meeting 

Spanish slang for spending extra time in bed on a morning or taking an extended lunch.
Instead of a Spanish employee saying they want to stay in bed or have a 4 hour lunch, they say `I have an important Gibraltar meeting`.
Gibraltar Meeting by Earl Grey June 30, 2007

Gibraltar, Michigan 

A small town of stuck up white people who pretend to be better than everyone else, which they probably are, and the small city is mostly mistaken for Rockwood, Michigan because they share a zipcode
I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.

Gibraltar Genji 

A person that is completely useless and doesn't like to cooperate with anyone else and would probably just shrug when someone asks them to do something productive. A total worthless cunt.
Guy #1: Dude, you are a fucking Gibraltar Genji, kys.
Guy #2: w/e man.
Gibraltar Genji by Radyr February 4, 2019

Steamy Gibraltar 

When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.
Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up
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