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ghostlighting

A hybrid of ghosting and gaslighting. Ceasing all communication with someone and then, when they attempt to contact you, pretending like you have no idea who they are or what they are talking about.
John: "Guys, did you hear what Christina did?"
Catherine: "No, what?"
John: "She was too chicken sh*t to quit her job, so she just didn't show up and then when her boss, Will, called her, she acted like she didn't know who he was!"
Catherine: "Oh, wow, she's totally ghostlighting that dude, eh?"
by rjcorefour November 28, 2017
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This is when you fart on an elevator, press the button for another floor and then get off of said elevator. Resulting in the fart arriving to another floor for others to enjoy.
Hey bra, I.m gonna ghostride/roastride an elevator to floor #18, I hope it arrives there in a timely manor.
by Roberto roBoTo September 23, 2011
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Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.
"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."
by Anonymous January 22, 2005
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Ghostie-p

Wow, Ghostie-p just released a new song!
by Shura Lane April 18, 2018
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ghostride the whip

Orginginated in the YAY AREA (Oakland, SF, Richmond, EPA, San Jose, etc) it means for a driver to get out of the car, or whip, while it is in drive and start goin dumb by walking along side of it or jumping on the hood, rear, or roof. It looks like a ghost is riding in the driverseat of the whip.
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ghostie

When after you have a shit and wipe your ass the toilet paper is still white.
I just did the dirtiest crap but had a ghostie afterwards.
by Natus January 11, 2005
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ghosties

Inactive followers on a social network. The term "ghosties" is mostly used on Instagram or Twitter.
"I have so many ghosties on Instagram!"
by paradisedallas June 22, 2014
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