(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017
Get the early bird gets the wood on mug.Getrude is a name mostly shortened to Getty. Getrude is strong and usually too generous. Hides her emotions pretty well and is honest. She's beautiful but doesn't know it yet so her self esteem isn't at 100%. Dating a Getrude is awesome because she's drama-free.
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ONE WORD : PRICELESS!
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by immortal teh December 17, 2008
Get the getsiv mug.Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008
Get the The Gesund-tight mug.by Im_so_emo_help_me March 16, 2017
Get the geesus way mug.When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.
1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.
Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.
For Example:
1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.
Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.
For Example:
1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
"So I was listening to this professor talk about the battle of the bulge and I love war history, but the dude just kept on and on, like he wouldn't shut up. I was doing the jerk off gesture under the table half the lecture."
by Acidhedz_Dubs May 23, 2014
Get the jerk off gesture mug.Gensus is a sarcastic term used to describe someone who is acting stupid. It comes come the the word genius but means the opposite.
Mrs Snuffleupugus: I’m isolating myself, covid is getting bad here.
Karam: Yea but step out a bit, just to keep your sanity.
Mrs Snuffleupugus: Excuse me, but I am saaanity.
Karam: Umm... do you mean sane? Gensus🙄
Karam: Yea but step out a bit, just to keep your sanity.
Mrs Snuffleupugus: Excuse me, but I am saaanity.
Karam: Umm... do you mean sane? Gensus🙄
by Karamk01 May 12, 2021
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