get laid

get fuck; have sex; get girls

hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let's go to the club and get some girls tonight.
yeaaaaaa, let's go get laiddddddddd.

by Jazz_jazz December 29, 2007

get laid

something a guy thinks he will get if he listens to dashboard well he won't because the girl wil think he is sweet and she would wanna be with him not on him

guys are such pussys

by some call me butter buns haha March 3, 2005

Get laid

Getting shot or knocked out by someone or something

Pull up u gonna get laid

by Blm today August 3, 2020

Get Laid

What a group of people, in many cases, frat boys go around to gang up and rape women. Either coercive or forcefully.

Three dudes walked in on the nervous girl saying "we're gonna get laid."

by pornstitute July 12, 2024

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

get laid up

The term "get laid up" basically just means chilling, cuddling, and vibing wit your significant other.

Him: "You tryna get laid up later?"
Her: "I'm down."

by drakesucks November 29, 2019

get laid picks

Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick among your pocket's contents will impress a girl (generally in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

by Joe-G! January 3, 2006