Bloody Geraldo

Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.

"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."

by ThatJmuMickAndThatJmuRob October 30, 2011

Geraldine

The sweetest girl in the universe.

The most beautiful girl in the universe.

She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.

She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.

She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.

She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!

She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.

James : Who's that ?

Austin : I don't know dude, but she's definitely a Geraldine

by MrValentine will see you now May 12, 2019

Geralding

1). The act of masturbating repeatedly and often to the point where your ejaculation becomes a puff of dust.

2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.

Patrick caught his roommate geralding AGAIN!

by WEKNOWYOUBEATITGERALD March 30, 2011

Geraldo

A handsome man that takes the feelings of others into consideration.

He's such a Geraldo

A handsome,kind,sweet,caring, understanding,intelligent gentleman who takes other feelings into consideration. Geraldo is such a sweet guy.

by Legendary legends August 24, 2019

Gerald Ford

The first un-elected American president. He was first appointed Nixon's VP when Spiro Agnew resigned and then after Nixon was forced to resign following Watergate, he became the president and remained so for 3 years.

Gerald Ford is good friends with Jimmy Carter despite the fact that he lost presidency to him.

by axon December 30, 2004

Dirty Geraldo

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.

Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.

by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007

filthy gerald

the guy you can't hate, even though he gets all of your women from under your nose.

man, I love that guy. even though he's a filthy gerald.

by neu January 26, 2004