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Germaphobe

German person:Halt de munt ,halt de runt,halt de clappe!
Germaphobe:Wtf??
Normal person:Dont be such a germaphobe
by mynamejeffilkebread November 6, 2017
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Germaphobe

(n.) Someone who is afraid of Germans. Very obvious. I don't understand how anyone could ever get this word confused.
Alan: Why does your mom use so much hand sanitizer?
Ace: She's a germaphobe.
Alan: Oh, she's scared of germs!
Ace: No, she's scared of Germans. Except I don't know why she uses hand sanitizer for that. I don't think it repels Germans.
by Aceywantsyoursoul August 20, 2012
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Germaphobe

A strange affliction to germs which usually causes people to open door knobs with paper towels, yet they have no problem picking their nose and wiping the boogers on the wall over the urinal.
That guy is such a germaphobe...he carries his cell phone in a ziplock bag and dips his toothbrush in salt after he brushes his teeth.
by OOkid July 23, 2009
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Germaphobe

Snobby ass bitch. They're a bad friend and will make you spill water all over the floor and not help clean it up. That hate everyone. Mediocre music taste. Fake friend, and overall very mid.
That germaphobe just spilled his clorox juice on my pussy, I'm never gonna have sex with a germaphobe again
by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch February 20, 2022
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Germaphobe

Girl meaning: grossed out by giving blow jobs or hand jobs. Also grossed out by the idea of a guy going down on her.
Guy meaning: grossed out about the idea of recieving a blow job or hand job. Doesn't like the idea of going down on a girl.
"I'm such a germaphobe when it comes to guys."
"I'm such a germaphobe, I would never do that!
by fab-u-lous October 22, 2008
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germaphobic killjoy

someone who will keep you from doing fun tings by saying "you dont know where thats been"
"katie is such a germaphobic killjoy, I found a cool peice of metal on the ground and she made me drop it!"
by Acqat October 1, 2021
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Germaphobe

Someone who hates germs with their whole soul.

aka Eddie kaspbrak
Eddie Kaspbrak is such a germaphobe!!
by mikewheelerlover December 16, 2023
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