Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and

MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017

Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017

gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...

me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual

by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017

Gregsexual

A person who is only attracted to Greg/Gregory.

This can be either romantically, physically, emotionally, or sexually. Gregsexual people tend to be quick to tell anyone who is not Greg that they are not interested.

Most Gregsexuals will be in a relationship with Greg.

Lucas: Hey wanna go on a date?
Natalie: Sorry, I’m Gregsexual. I only like Greg.
Gregory: She’s with me dude.

by Nice day out, eh? September 7, 2019

Gyrosexual

A person with the strange sexual attraction to people, things, animals of the colour green

Matthew, you can't shove a green marker up your asshole. YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Geosexual

Those that love having sex in a variety of location, especially outdoor environmentalists. Geosexuals are nature lovers enjoying outdoor adventure that includes fucking outdoors along streams, on beaches, in alpine meadows in forests, wide open prairies, hidden in swamp grass, on mountain tops, on the edge of a cliffs and/or while parachuting. Any site with a great with a spectacular view or totally hidden. Geosexuals also like doing it on maps.

I have had several lovers that were geosexuals, they loved doing it in outdoor locations. My best geosexual experiences were doing it on a cliff with our head hanging over the 300-hundred-foot drop to the sea and doing it in a meadow under a total solar eclipse.

by GeoRaven November 23, 2021

Gyrosexual

Somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named Matthew) who is sexually attracted to the colour green

Matthew! why the hell did you think it was a good idea to masturbate to our classrooms showing of how the grinch stole Christmas!!.......(sigh) you stupid gyrosexual

by Hard for green January 20, 2017