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Gerna is a sentance filler/enhancer used in Northern California dialect, specifically Humboldt County. Sometimes used at as a substitute adjective like "shitty" or "crappy". The higher excitement level, the more frequently the word appears in a sentance.
Moderately excited usage: "That darn gerna cell site ain't gerna no good."

Highly excited usage: "Gerna darn gerna gerna cell gerna site gerna ain't gerna no gerna good."
by DJ Dan K March 27, 2007
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geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
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GerIta

A semi canonical pairing of the characters Ludwig Beilshmidt, who is the personification of Germany and also is a fine lookin’ baked potato, and Feliciano Vargas, who is the personified Northern Italy. Both characters are from the anime hetalia . It is one of the most popular pairings in the hetalia fan base, because as aforementioned, it is semi canonical. Ludwig frequently puts up with felicano’s antics, let’s feliciano sleep next to him NAKED, and they spend a good amount of time together.

In the comic Buon San Valentino, felicano kisses Ludwig and gives him red roses, which are a german declaration of love. In return, Ludwig asks felicano out on a date and proposes to him, only for our little Italian heart breaker to get confused. It it unknown what happened, as the storyline was left dangling.

On an unrelated note, it has been heavily hinted that Ludwig is actually the Holy Roman Empire, who was felicano’s first love.
P1: have you heard about that Gerita fanfic Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart?
P2: no...
P1: *le gasp*
by .•*please kill me*•. June 11, 2018
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Germinate the Salad

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
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Geriaphobia

1. The fear of old people, or of growing old.
Upon entering the nursing home, Allen's geriaphobia sent him into shock.
by Shifty Tek November 26, 2006
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Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010
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gerenano

by a mcr fan March 22, 2020
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