Gordon Freeman

Proof that even badasses wear glasses.

Douche: "Wearing glasses makes you a fag."

Gordon Freeman: "Say that again, and I will shove this crowbar straight up your asshole."

by Wraith431 February 25, 2013

gordon banks

Gordon Banks was an English goalkeeper, who is now widely regarded as one of the best goalkeepers ever to have played. His skill is epitomised in the 1970 world cup, where he saved an amazing shot from Pele. The save was so unexpected that Pele turned around and began to cheer, thinking it was a goal. Banks played in 1966, when England won the world cup, and probably had the safest hands in the history of the beautiful game.

"Wow, what a safe. You wearing Gordon Banks' gloves?"
"I must be!"

by Danny B0y January 31, 2007

gordon ramsay

A total savage, a god among men, a fucking roasting genius

gordon ramsay is a total savage YOU FUCKING DONKEY

by TheWarHorse100 June 29, 2019

Benjamin Gordon

A word used for someone who is exceptional gay and fat,
Also tends to not know what they’re talking about

“That Benjamin Gordon just tried to suck my dick!”

by BigPimpHo March 2, 2020

Gordon Gekko

The corporate raider in the movie "Wall Street". He is the epitome of greed and excess in the 1980's and one who young gentlemen coming into wealth wish to emulate.

Greed is Good. -Gordon Gekko

by Phill G July 5, 2008

Gordon Freeman

The greatest scientist who has never lived.

I would really like to read Gordon Freeman's fake thesis entitled "Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array."

by The Wry Wordsmith November 3, 2007

Gordon Ramsay

British chef who will go postal on yo ass if you fuck up in the kitchen and will call you a donkey.

Chef 1: "I burned the beef wellingtons chef"
Gordon Ramsay: "Piss off you donkey"

by jackinahole44 February 19, 2010