gentlemen's relish

Something pleasing your substantial

After Al received oral sex from Xena, he exclaimed, "Isn't that just the gentlemen's relish!"

by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007

Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.

I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Gentleman's Relish

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.

After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

gentleman's relish

"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.

Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.

by Chet von Wilkinson November 30, 2006

gentleman's relish

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006