by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004
Get the geller-yeller mug.A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
by bromp March 19, 2008
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The moment after shaving your face in which you immediately wish you had not shaved off your facial hair.
by jtunney December 31, 2010
Get the Gillette Regret mug.(noun)The helmet-like hairdo caused by the use of an excessive amount of (typically men's) hair gel.
by conor dowling August 16, 2006
Get the gelmet mug.When two friends are double teaming a girl and one prematurely ejaculates inside the girls anus right before switching positions with his friend and is too embarrassed to tell anyone what hes done. The other friend then receives a shocking surprise upon insertion.
by meow1 June 12, 2009
Get the Waxxy Gillette mug.a name of a kind of prison shank made out of melting a disposable razor blade into a toothbrush or pen with the cutting edge of the blade exposed. used primarily for inflicting injury by slashing other than stabbing.
in the episode cutting edge of the tv series oz, Miguel Alvarez shanks Jorge Vasquez by cutting his throat with a gillette bayonet.
by crock_talkk January 20, 2010
Get the gillette bayonet mug.A person who speaks with an exaggerated drawl, particularly when ordering breakfast food at a restaurant.
Waiter: What can I get you today, miss?
Girl: I'll have the frainch toewwwwwst.
Friend: My God, can you be any more of a Gullett?
Girl: I'll have the frainch toewwwwwst.
Friend: My God, can you be any more of a Gullett?
by Associate in Charge August 23, 2011
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