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Gadsden Geiser

When a guy inserts his penis into a vagina and pisses. While the female simultaneously urinates. Hence, causing a massive vaginal geiser of urine.
Man, can you believe that Sarah let my brother Allen give her a Gadsden Geiser. It was so messy, his bed looked like a swimming pool.
by Smitty bros January 3, 2020
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Geister Fahrer

Translates from German into "Ghost Driver;" a driver who drives on the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver but can also be a thrill seeker, suicide attempt, or horrendous driver error.
My travel agent warned me about Geister Fahrers before I rented a car.
by gooberliberation March 22, 2006
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gessler

To slack off;to get by on charm & charm alone;to be without skill.
I didn't work at all today. I pulled a gessler.
I gesslered it today.
by Cowski December 29, 2007
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Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
by Dave February 12, 2004
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GeiserMeisers

GeiserMeisers...who are they?
Where do they come from?
I'll tell ya where....
They come out of nowhere...
Determined...
Focused....
Fueled by the desire to be a "geisermeiser"
They are "geiser"....
With their desire alone...they don't need to cheat
They are "meiser"....
You admire their strength everytime they come into the gym
Training becomes a mission for them!!
They "tank" over anyone that's gets in their way
And spare no one...not their partners or themselves in their training

GeiserMeisers have unbelievable power and physiques that would rival hercules They are everywhere where people think they aren't
And not everywhere people think they are
They are "warriors" in every sense of the word
And they "never quit"
They eat, sleep, think, and breathe being a "geisermeiser"
they do whatever it takes to achieve their goals in the gym And leaves nothing to chance

They are power-bodybuilders
Mortal gymrats envy them....
Powerlifters respect them...
Bodybuilders admire them...
And outside the gym...they fear no one!!

They have strength & honor towards fellow freaks and others...
They leave a mark in the gym everytime they are there...
Tell me......
Are you a GeiserMeiser??
WSM champion Bill Kazmaier is a GeiserMeiser
by afellowgeisermeiser January 13, 2005
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Geistershaffen

The spark of elation and desire experienced when discovering an inanimate object that makes you realize that the object is necessary to complete your sense of self. You do not merely want it, you do not merely need it, you are struck with the sudden understanding that the object contains a spark of your soul that you didn't even know you were missing. It is as if a door in the house of your spirit has opened up revealed the object in an old room long forgotten.

Walking away from the object giving rise to geistershaffen is likely to cause existential trauma.
Sarah was really geistershaffen about that coffee table, we ought to get it for her.
by senorchen July 31, 2015
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Gesler

The loving and caring personality of Gesler he is funny and fun to be with
Gesler is really caring about me when i got sick and help make me laugh when i was sad
by RealLifeDuck October 23, 2019
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