feed the geese

V: The act of masturbating.

Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!

by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

Freaks and Geeks

Critically-acclaimed and much-beloved teen dramedy that aired for less than one season. Created by Paul Feig and Judd Apatow, F&G deconstructed the prevalent myth among adolescents (and adults) that a person has to be pretty and popular to be okay. Freaks and Geeks focused on the not-so-pretty aspects the teenage years—specifically the awkwardness of physically changing and socially trying to fit in, the ups and downs of real-world relationships, and the utterly demoralizing experience that high school can be for those who are not cheerleaders or jocks. Feig and Apatow were geeks when they attended high school in the early 1980s and sought to be as truthful to their experience as possible in Freaks and Geeks--through the wry humor that has become Apatow's trademark.

Freaks and Geeks was such a kickass show! What kind of numbskulls were running NBC when they took it off the air?

by GeekTeach81 August 11, 2009

Gemsicle

Adjective. Used to describe one who is above the status of "gem". Beyond greatness, real rowdy, a true demonstration of a beauuty. A hybrid of the word "gem" and "popsicle", which makes it 10x more cool (pun intended).

Nick: "Hey! Cam is roundhouse kicking watermelons!"
Cam: "Awww yeahhh.."
Nick: "You're such a gemsicle!!"

by PapooseGnish April 9, 2010

Gemsie

The name given to a girl, guy, or indeed any object that could be considered overly girly, for example, a girl over the age of 16 writing with a pink sparkly and fluffy pen.

noun: She is such a gemsie.
adjective: your tiarra and princess perfect sash are so gemsie it hurts.

by coppa May 31, 2007

Geese Moot

A term used to desribe a female that is unattractive

Guy 1: Yo you should get with Veronica

Guy 2: Shes straight Geese Moot. Wouldn't even think about it

by CTwhoIbe October 8, 2011

chasing geese

This term means to go smoke weed. It is greatly popular because you can use this term freely in front of parents or anyone out of the loop. This term invented by these two legendary people.....ogay

person 1: nigga lets go chase some geese afta skoo
person 2: chasing geese? what nigga
person 1: shit nigga you a cop?

by jjmc January 17, 2009

Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008