geddes

The title given to a ninja that appears, often inexplicably, in a Thomas Hardy novel or Shakespeare play.
The term was coined in the early 21st century by English Literature students.

JULIET: Rome, Rome, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Suddenly, and rather inexplicably, a Geddes drops onto the balcony and slices Juliet in half, before disappearing into the night
Enter ROMEO
ROMEO: Um... Juliet?

by i_am_the_walrus May 21, 2008

geddout mah grill

back the fuck out my face

by antwanduncanromone. February 3, 2003

geddies

adj. geddi•ter, geddi•est
1. Having much or too much fat or flesh; plump or obese.

2. Full of fat or oil; greasy.

3. Abounding in desirable elements.

tr. & intr.v. geddi•ted, geddi•ting, geddies
To make or become geddie; geddien.

geddi ly adv.

geddi ness n.
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1. Fertile or productive; rich: “It was a fine, green, geddie landscape” (Robert Louis Stevenson).

2. Having an abundance or amplitude; well-stocked: a geddie larder.

3.
a. Yielding profit or plenty; lucrative or rewarding: a geddies promotion.
b. Prosperous; wealthy: grew geddies on illegal profits.

4.
a. Thick; large: a geddies book.
b. Puffed up; swollen: a geddies lip.

5. geddies chance
Slang Very little or no chance.

Synonyms: fat, obese, corpulent, fleshy, portly, stout, pudgy, rotund, plump, chubby
These adjectives mean having abundance and often an excess of flesh.
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Also

fat

pheddies

by sexc_trever December 17, 2005

Geddestruction

The complete and utter destruction committed by tiny beings. The tiny destructors will likely be eating cereal and singing random songs. The destruction will be fast and furious and will usually end before you realize it began.

Guy: Hey what happened to your house?
Girl: Geddestruction happened

by Counterfeitgod June 24, 2016

geddie

To attend a party with the intentions of a saboteur; to disingenuously accept the good graces of a host and abuse them mercilessly. Objectives might include:
- decorating the walls with duck paté
- leaving water-filled condoms in the freezer
- putting ice cream in sock drawers
- immolating priceless childhood relics
- liberating alcohol

Yeah, we totally geddied his party. Let's never touch that serenity stuff again.

by Tomahawk, Rat, 'n Debonair December 6, 2010

Geddo logic

The act of using an arguement that directly contends or does not aid ones aim/point in an insult comeback. This form of insult comeback was originally created by A. Geddo. Geddo Logic is usually used in a frivilous or retarded manner and takes the place of a response in the form of a question.

How am I dumb? I live near a school.
How am I racist? My dads from Argentina.
How is it obvious? We're on TS.
How am I gay? My parents had me.
...Geddo Logic

by David J King April 17, 2007

Comic-geddon

The mayhem caused by the annual Comic-Con convention in San Diego California in July.

Sorry Bob, can't come downtown this week I might get mugged by Jabba-the-Hut or Spiderman on the trolly. Comic-geddon is underway.

by Fallbrookmudd July 25, 2011