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Grannied

The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.
Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?

Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!

Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.

Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!

Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?

Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)

Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?

Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.

Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.

Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?

Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).

Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011
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Grannie Panties

Female underwear that is oversized, loose, and/or 1930's underwear, much like the tighty whities for the guys. i is unattractive and not cool
Alisha's ass looks funny in those Grannie Panties
by Tim V. January 2, 2008
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Gays, Grannies and Grandes

An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:

I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
by jaymac76CMH June 23, 2011
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Klan Grannies

Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.
Why doesn't Twitter ban the disgusting Klan Grannies?
by 1dead April 12, 2022
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gennies

Short for genitals. Only exists in plural form, as there is no such thing as "a genital".
I was really nice to her, so she let me touch her gennies.
by Mike Reynolds June 1, 2004
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green grannies

When you've experienced spinach colored fesces all day long and now it has resulted in green skidmarks on your grannie pannies.
Moesha: "Girl, what be that rank smell?"
Buca Buca: "Ah shoo girl, it just be some green grannies."
by mr.miagi April 20, 2004
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old grannies

Don't google!
You will be scared.
(Also don't search ancient grannies for your own good).
"I googled old grannies and death can't come sooner"
by The Big moist cheese December 26, 2017
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