Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

Gareth Rees Chat

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.

"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"

by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013

Gareth

He is very shy and likes to keep himself to himself but is a lovely friend. He is very creative on the computer. He is quite quiet but when you want him to contribute, he will do it without a doubt. He makes people smile with his natural funniness. You either love him or hate him- if you hate him you are stupid.

"Who's that dude in the corner? He seems quiet..."
"Oh, that's Gareth... he's a cool dude."

by anontothemazxxx October 15, 2011

Gareth Rickaby

A man who rules over the Alnwick region in Northumberland, England; a mass producer of pink fluffy handcuffs; a famous tennis player and the owner of the multi-national corporation, All Drones and Media.

Person 1: "Look at that bloke over there!"
Person 2: "That's not just any bloke, that's Japanese General Gareth Rickaby, CEO of 'All Drones and Media' and Lord of Alnwick"

by MilianGeh March 25, 2021

Gareth

A Gareth will be the best person you will ever meet. He'll be your favourite because he makes you laugh.

A Gareth will be very musical and passionate and he cares for things too much. He gets along with everyone and is easy to be around but he'll only dedicate himself to a few people.

A Gareth is self-critical and analytical, making him logical, level headed and incredibly easy to admire.

His smile shows in his eyes. He doesn't have to be anything else but himself to love every single bit of him.

'So who you completely mind blowingly over heels in love with this time?'

'Gareth'

'aaaaah understandable'

by viklapoop April 10, 2010

Gareth

A really amazing person, you can stay up til all hours of the night talking to him. Oh and he's penis is HUUUUUGE like juses crusty it's huge, like wow, omg. Wow

Wow that's a big penis, must be a Gareth.

by Damkru February 3, 2017

Gareth

from the welsh meaning noble and honourable. A very common name within Wales often shortened to Gaz or gar. Also the best hubbie in the whole wide world.

Me "Gareth can you make me a cuppa?"

Him "Course honey x"

by babyd0ll February 3, 2010