gaylord

An unfortunate surname.

He was an exceptional basketball player - but he didn't join because he didn't want the name GAYLORD on the back of his jersey.

by that's not my last name May 22, 2006

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"

Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???

by King Kong December 15, 2003

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

Gaylord

the name of my town. A small town in southern minnesota. All the people who aren't from around here make fun of the name gaylord

Hey im from gaylord. where are you from?
wtf!!! your from a town called gaylord?!?!?!?!

by Beth Risk April 29, 2008

gaylord perry

When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.

My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.

by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

Gaylord3000

An insult, often made jokingly and mostly on the internet. The '3000' refers to how some advertisers used to think putting '3000' or '2000' behind everything would make it cool.

<bob>: I just bought a FruitJuicer2000! :D
<pete>: stfu plz, Gaylord3000

by Neruo May 16, 2007

Gaylordo

The original Gaylord
(As in Dracula to vampires)

Iain could be Gaylordo

by nickyt1 January 12, 2008