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Gay Naked Pose Off

A contest among a group of men meant to determine which is the most gay. It starts with all of the participants stripping naked and standing in a circle facing each other. Each of them then takes turns striking body-building poses.

The contest continues until at least one of the participants gets an erection. The first to get an erection is thus assumed to be turned on by the group of naked men striking poses, and therefore deemed to be the most gay.
Nick: Hey, I'm bored.

Shawn: Me too.

Rick: Let's have a gay naked pose off!!! :-)
by Bronies4Eva227 September 19, 2011
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offline gay

A person who is openly queer but is in a heterosexual relationship at the moment.
"I would tap that but I think she has a boyfriend" "She's totally an offline gay though"

"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"

"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"

"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"

"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"
by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018
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Officially Gay

you are officially gay when you suck a mans pp and the president sees it
2 gays: *kissing*
the president: you 2 are now Officially Gay! Congratulations!
by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021
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Official gay day

The day where all the gay people are born.
No exceptions
You're born on april 18th. The official gay day. So you're gay!
by Random75467 November 5, 2019
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Gayoffs

a competition to determine a championship between at least two men to see who can say the gayest and most vulgar comment
Are you hitting on me or is this another round of the gayoffs?
by quitatelaropa April 4, 2011
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