Gruntswell

Grunting while working out, so that all the haters can see how jacked and tan you are.

Hey broski, I'm on my way to Strong Island Gym to get my "gruntswell on", wanna join me?

by BenGordon October 18, 2011

The Infinity Gauntlet

The Ultimate Drug Experience. Once completed, the user will feel as powerful as Thanos. In order to wield the gauntlet, one must be under the influence of the six stones at the same time.

Soul- Alcohol. One must get so drunk that they pour their very soul out to anyone who will listen.
Time- Weed. One must burn so much kush that they feel that time is coming to a standstill
Reality- LSD. One's own reality must be altered so much that they feel the ability to control all reality.
Space- MDMA. One must feel as if they are in a 90s rave. That much MDMA.
Mind- Shrooms. One must be able to unlock 100% of their brain power.
Power- Anabolic steroids- The strength of 100 men.

You won't feel so good when it all wears off

Peter was so high that he got the infinity gauntlet last night.

by op potato slayer June 6, 2018

Grizzle Grunts

Are the crumbs left over from baking a pie in someone's pussy and/or ass.

Is also the king of World of Warcraft.

Damn those were some good grizzle grunts out of ron and jimmy's ass.

Omg über pwnage I met king grizzle grunts from WoW

by Antone_shackleten February 24, 2009

Runny grunts

Runny shit, diarrhea, watery poop.

Goddddd, I was taking a shit dude and it was sooo watery and runny and I was grunting really loud as the watery poo came flying out my asshole.

So this afternoon I went to the bathroom. I had to shit so bad that I couldnt hold it prior. The second I pulled my pants down runny grunts went flying all over the back of the toilet seat. It was nasty!

by Bobby Knobi May 28, 2010

Gauntlet

A ritual usually performed for initiation or as a punishment in waterpolo. All the players line up to form a corridor, and one player attempts to swim through. This player is then kicked and punched as he tries to swim through. Common injuries from this include broken ribs, concussions and internal bleeding in the rectum.

How the fuck did you miss that shot, that deserves a gauntlet!

Doctor: *examining prostate* Have you been sexually abused in the last 12 months?

Patient: Nah I just joined a waterpolo club and had to run the gauntlet.

by ChizzGod October 2, 2019

Gauntlet

The act of consuming a 2 oz. shot of grain alcohol, followed by a 2 oz. shot of Bacardi 151 rum, followed by a refreshing 2 oz. shot of Rumple Minze, completed with chugging a 12-16 oz. can of any energy drink. Upon completion, the contestant is said to be #WGW (see White Girl Wasted).

David: Yeah... I don't plan on drinking tonight, I think I'll just finish up some homework instead.
Chris: Fuck that dude, let's do Gauntlets!!
David: I don't know man, I would like to remember tonight.
Chris: GAUNTLETSSS

by BoogeDrew November 28, 2012

throw down the gauntlet

The act or literally throwing down a gauntlet or glove as a challenge to a duel, joust or other form of battle or throw down.

Colonel Sanders was going to throw down the gauntlet when his fried chicken did not win the blue ribbon.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005