gaunch

Vagina. Especially hairy, post-cunninglingualy-moist vagina.

"I ate her gaunch untill she begged for me to ram it in her!"

by PharmaPharmer December 30, 2004

Gaunch

"Gaunch" was a term coined in the 1980'S by a Phys Ed teacher in Orchard Park, NY. The term was used as an insult but proudly embraced by a group of school age boys and girls dressed in leather and denim who liked to drink alcohol and occasionally indulge in recreational illegal substances. They would gather together often and share in their love of fast cars, loud music, and keg parties.

That guy smoking in the bathroom is such a gaunch.

by darryl2011 January 23, 2011

gaunch eye

When somebody looks at you in a weird, threatening, or mean way with the use of one eye fully open and the other eye squinted.

My daddy came up with this word, and I stole it. Now he's giving me the gaunch eye!

by Lindsey Jo April 19, 2014

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004

Gaucho Pants

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian
They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia

by TheDuce123 September 20, 2015

gauchenschnoff

can mean beer pong in german, also refers to having sexual relations with multiple women at the same time but in different places

Dude Chris gauchenschnoffs like a pro! He had phone sex with tammy while fucking Ashley!

by mdubswag May 19, 2011

Gaucho Slap

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.

Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.

by El Cesar July 13, 2009