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garmuc

garmuc:

–noun

1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is used to wipe semen on

Pronunciation: "GAr-mUK"

Garmuc is the word "cum-rag" spelled backwards. Many young men use socks, dish towels, t-shirts or what have you for this purpose. Often times it is easier for one male to say to another "I left my garmuc out!" instead of "cum rag".
"Dude, my mom did my laundry and found my garmuc!"

Friend: "Holy shit balls batman, that thing probably stood up on itself -- she is totally going to cut your internet off!"
by DaDornta April 24, 2011
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grumumba

an exclamation of victorious accomplishment used by males upon commencement of sexual activity with females. Most commonly used but not defined by penetration of said females anus. When used in most cases results in a slap and ending of sexual activity.

Or after a load is delivered to a female.
He shouted "grumumba" when he finally conquered her anus, followed immediately by a slap.
by MoleMolle November 5, 2009
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Gaymundo

Ray Rocket in the Christmas episode of Rocket Power, and in many other episodes.
Stop being a Gaymundo.
by Chauncy Jamal December 15, 2003
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gamundra

person 1: Hey, did you see the newest Gamundra video?
Person 2, No, because Gamundra Sucks
Person 1: Yeah the only GOOD character is iwantpog
Person 2: Yeah hes so cool
Person 1 and Person 2: GAMUNDRA SUCKS IWANTPOG IS THE BEST
by iwantpog September 17, 2021
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gumus

Crazy Swinger.

1) A style of bowling used in the sport of Tussball (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.

2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.

3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) Another crazy swinging Gumus delivery takes the final wicket in the inter-turkinental cup.

2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumus: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.

3) Child: Good day to you Gumus, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumus: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you. Suck it
by jjvpfce January 2, 2011
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gamut

An entire range of things; the complete set; the whole kit and caboodle.
Robert Greene explores the full gamut of human nature in his writings.

Doug Waugh’s carpentry expertise runs the gamut from cabinetry to framing.
by MaryJane30 April 20, 2020
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Gaumont

Did you know that Gaumont has slept with 90 some odd people?
by anonymous April 12, 2005
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