gastrology

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.

During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.

by Jesse and Annie July 23, 2007

Gastromorse

The feeling of remorse after saying no to food or giving food away.

The gastromorse I feel right now about that triple decker chocolate cake I gave away is so real right now. I knew I should've asked for a doggy bag.

by Cupcake and Anger March 3, 2017

gastropheliac

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Gastronomical

Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.

The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.

by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 25, 2009

Gastroplastectomy

A surgical procedure in which a section of Plexiglass is inserted onto one's abdomen, allowing one to see out while one's head is up one's ass.

Jesus, Bob is a walking cluster fuck. We need to get him a gastroplastectomy for Christmas.

by TheJohnykat July 15, 2011

Gastrodon

"The Slug pokemon. It uses moves like Body slam and Muddy Water. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. West-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up. "

Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.

by Georgerous February 27, 2016

gastropube

A hair in your food that is too curly for contemplation.

Blair, don't look now but I think your street food's arrived with a free gastropube thrown in.

by alphamunki November 5, 2017