Abbo in the gas tank

The only logical explanation for cars that appear to use a large amount of petrol.

Driver: Fuck man, how does my car use so much petrol.
Passenger: Eh, must be an abbo in the gas tank.

by Bill August 8, 2004

Gastankometer

The thing in your car that tells you how much gas you have left.

The gas gauge.

It's time to fill up, my gastankometer is on E.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

Gastonk

The sexual relationship between Gaston and Kronk, each being a himbo from Beauty and the Beast and The Emperor's New Groove respectively.

This ironic ship originated from an April 2020 TikTok video by Avital Shtapura (@avitalshtap) wherein he draws the first fanart ever of the crackship and laughs gleefully. The ship has spiraled out of control since, incurring dozens of OTP art, a Disney AMV, cosplay, headcanon, and Wattpad fanfictions all acredited to the original video.

Good Lord, those pesky Gastonk stans have vandalized yet another Wikipedia article!

Ah yes, I shall invest in this meme and make profit; i.e., gaSTONKS.

by Maggot Magnet May 1, 2020

Gas tank fill-up

The art of having anal sex with a female, and while she isn’t looking you pee in her butthole to save you a trip to the bathroom.

Chad: Dude my girlfriend broke up with me because she was shitting piss for days after I gave her the good ol’ Gas tank fill-up

by Longballe_d October 9, 2018

Gas Tank

The act of farting inside of a car and locking all the windows, making the people inside suffer.

Fred: Why are you looking at me like that? What's that smell? Holy mother of god, not a gas tank!

by Tammy Tooter September 21, 2011

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2017

Gistankus

When a womans pants creep so far up their butt crack that each cheek is well defined. The underwear in this case has no choice but to become stanky. Not necessarily a wedgie but a very close relative.

Damn Dude!!! do you see the gistankus on that broad.

by Vabber January 22, 2004