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Gasshole

Gasshole - noun: someone who uses a pump with prepay features but goes inside to pay anyway and takes an unreasonable amount of time leaving his shit box blocking other patrons
pretty sure that stupid gasshole at the fucken Tim Hortons having a coffee. Thankfully I was not alone in the what the fuckery as someone was cussing him out when he left lol
by zerocool6687 May 30, 2018
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1. Someone who criticizes electric vehicles aka a Tesla; a portmanteau of gas + asshole.
Greg: EVs are actually worse for the planet.

Emma: Don't be a gasshole, Greg.
by gdavidso2 March 9, 2022
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A person who exploits environment and society in order to take part in obtaining natural gas from deep shale deposits through unconventional hydraulic fracturing or fracking, which uses directional drilling and millions & millions of gallons of slickwater (water mixed with carcinogens), most of which is left underground along with other unknown substances.

Gasholes are common in regions of Appalachia where Marcellus Shale is currently being drilled and fracked. Gasholes are prominent in Tioga, Bradford, and Susquehanna Counties, in Pennsylvania, and in the town of Dimock, PA, especially, because Pennsylvania's regulations give natural gas companies many exemptions in addition to the exemptions afforded by the federal government. True gasholes do not care if your water well, your pond, your stream, or your land is contaminated by natural gas operations. You will know a gashole has been on site by the confused and disgruntled looks of their victims, who truly cannot believe that anyone would treat another human being the way they were just treated by the gashole, especially over something as simple as asking the gashole to acknowledge their responsibility for contaminating a person's water supply.

NOTE: Most gasholes drive white trucks; most are male. Some are third-party contractors.
Me: "Do you have a business card?"
Gashole: "Yes, but..."
Me: "...but the family you affected isn't allowed to call you?"
Gashole: "Right!"

Gashole, after HIS company contaminates YOUR water supply: "You're being unfair to us!"
by eponymous35733 September 23, 2011
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This defines anyone who has hogged so much needless space next to the pump they are using that it prevents me from using the pump behind them. This also defines anyone who after pumping gas leaves their car there to go into the store while I sit behind you...waiting to pump gas.
This guy is really going into the store now after pumping gas WITHOUT moving his car? What a gasshole.
by BionicKid May 24, 2014
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"GasHole" is a new documentary film about the history of oil prices and the future of alternative fuels.
by Upaj Os April 17, 2008
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Don't fart on my head, you gashole!
by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004
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The cheapskate driving in front of you going way under the speed limit just to get another 1mpg better fuel economy, despite the fact that there is a half mile long line of cars backed up behind him.
"Hey gashole, doesn't that Prius get good enough fuel economy without going 10mph below the speed limit? You're gonna' make me late for work."
by Mr.Scopes February 1, 2010
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