Rob decided to shave his 2 month beard off and only keep the big-ass gaystache on his trip to San Francisco for the laughs. The first day he arrived, 4 fellas approached him in an attempt to exchange numbers.
by Admiral_Bongo December 22, 2020
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"I wanted to give her the full on glazed donut effect, but it was my fifth load of the day so I had to settle for giving her a gushtache."
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by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008
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Or to describe a drunk horny woman after a heavy night on the town.
Or to describe a drunk horny woman after a heavy night on the town.
Dude 1: Mate don't go in that night club, its an absolute gashtashtrophy in there.
Dude 2: Thanks for the heads up. Ill go somewhere else.
Dude 2: Thanks for the heads up. Ill go somewhere else.
by The Gash Meister May 28, 2011
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Sean - "What 's the story with Liam's face, he not looking well?"
John - " He went home with that munter Sarah last night, apparently she was sitting on his face all night"
Sean "Jaysus, that's some serious Gashface!!"
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Sean "Jaysus, that's some serious Gashface!!"
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