cashpoint cripple

An able-bodied person who uses a disabled parking spot that is unoccupied close to a ATM ( called a 'Cashpoint' in Britian )

I was grabbing some cash but was stuck behind some Cashpoint Cripple that parked in the handicap spot and ran in front of me....

by WCMCM April 25, 2008

scouse cashpoint

a fruit machine.

ch-ching!

Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!

by me old fruity May 23, 2006

Gashmont-rouge

Also sometimes written as Gash Monte-Rouge
'Gashmont' - An extention of 'Gash'. A thing or person considered to be rubbish.
The lowest of the low.
Worse then being simply gash (ie. Sub-Gash)
'Rouge' - French origin meaning 'Red'.
The exact reason why Rouge should follow the word Gashmont is still unknown.
Not to be confused with a Gashmont-rogue, someone who is not only gash but also a scoundrel.

'Have you heard that new ******* tune?'
'yea, its seriously Gashmont-rouge'

or

'Have you heard what George Bush has been up to this week?'
'No..but i think he's the biggest fucking gashmont-rouge on two legs'.

by Danson Brockworthy June 11, 2007

rashpoint

An individual suffering from very nasty and pointy rash.

"Have you seen Mark lately? He looks like such a rashpoint with those giant pimples on his face!"

by QT-KT May 22, 2016

gastrointracitus

To sneeze frantically whilst subconsciously speaking devil tounge

To gastrointracitusise, *sneeze* Kengo Vavion fuckarticus

by MjN September 18, 2006

gash point

where gash or more commonly cash is dispensed..

Yo danny hume lets go to the gash point and get some gash..

by danny hume April 25, 2008

Gastrointestinal Probe

A long brown skinny object used to probe the human Gastrointestinal Tract

Omar used his Gastrointestinal Probe to retrieve cum samples from Chase Rodrigeu's Stomahc

by Tyler February 2, 2003