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Gary Glitter 

A name given to a certain person at reading festival 2008, when one sleeps with a girl who looks like shes 12, in the game of man points. After festival that person is referd to as Gary.
Ben: See that bird i pooned last night?
Pete: Yeh man, wasnt she about 12 tho?
Ben: Err.... No 16!
Pete: Looked like she was 12 Gary Glitter!
Gary Glitter by Overell1338 October 30, 2008
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Gary Glitter 

rhym. slang

Shitter. Reference to either the arse-hole, or the komode
"Wheres Charles?", Elizabeth pondered out loud,"He's in the Gary Glitter taking Camilla up the Gary Glitter" replied Philip
Gary Glitter by Garthy September 19, 2006

Gary Glitter 

A fictional Glam Rock god portrayed by paedophile Paul Gadd.
"I am a fan of Gary Glitter, but if I ever met Paul Gadd I would have to jam a bowie knife into his junk and let him bleed to death on the sidewalk, on general principles."
Gary Glitter by John Crawfish August 4, 2010

gary glitter 

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"
Gary Glitter owns a house near a red light district in Thailand.

gary glitter 

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him
"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"
gary glitter by niallthedragon January 16, 2009

gary glitter 

ryhming slang for shitter
bez takes it up the gary glitter
gary glitter by lukeboi December 7, 2006

gary glitter 

Ex-glam rock star, framed by the British tabloids in Vietnam for alledged child abuse.
'Gary Glitter didn't do it, it's a conspiracy.'
gary glitter by Nick140 June 22, 2006