Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.

Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.

by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025

garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017

GarfieldIsDoc

Profile,

Height: 4'6
Weight: 130Lb
Hair line: _______________________________________________________________________
Sexuality: PanSexual
Race: Indian
Favorite animals: Dogs
Best Friend: Kae9ine
Rank: Silver 2
Favorite YouTube video: How to get taller
Favorite follower: Mintys_Memes

Description,

Very short yet successful full time content creator. His slogan has everything to do with the fact that KD doesn't matter, even tho he knows its bullshit. This perm head-ass really thinks a .8 is diamond worthy. So close to his Microphone, that its practically drenched in saliva. He also hates his followers. Thats pretty much all.

"Kd doesnt matter" - GarfieldIsDoc
The definition of tips and tricks
Also used Xim on console

by fatter neek August 25, 2020

garfelling

Having intercourse with the loose skin folds on a person's neck.

I immediately regretted entering the room without knocking as I witnessed Mitch and Donald garfelling one another on the floor.

by ChoGuth December 3, 2020

garfieldsno1fan

People usually named this are Garfield fans, especially of the number one sort.

Person 1: Did you see that garfieldsno1fan?
Person 2: Yeah, they're a freak.

by timordev May 20, 2022

Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.

I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.

by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021

garfieldsno1fan

garfieldsno1fan is an eddie kaspbrak obsessed human

"dude do you follow garfieldsno1fan"
"no"
"you really should mate"

by clydexx May 20, 2022