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Garage Queen

A rarely driven car that is in mint or near mint condition, is only driven in fair weather (no rain/snow), and is kept in the garage, usually washed and waxed, under a cover.
That guy's car is a garage queen, the only time you'll see it out is if there isn't a cloud in the sky.
by noles9399 October 30, 2008
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Garage Beers

The act of drinking beer in your garage because it is your last foothold of freedom in your house. Usually with your drinking buddies, cigarettes and good music.
I thought I would go over to TDub's after work tonight for some garage beers, maybe go out later.
by TDub December 22, 2014
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Schlong garage

1. An inviting vagina.
2. A familiar vagina where one can safely park a schlong.
You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?
by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009
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garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.
The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.
by knowman December 20, 2011
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future garage

A term used to refer to music that's perceived as taking dubstep back to its roots in UK garage (particularly 2-step) while also mixing in elements from other genres, such as IDM, hip-hop and trip-hop. See also: post-dubstep and wonky.
Notable artists who could be described as future garage include Burial, Joy Orbison, FaltyDL and James Blake.
by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011
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garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.
He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
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Wassy Garage

In reference to anal sex with a girl or a guy; the wassy garage is the anal cavity in which usually a male penis is inserted.
Bro it was so sick, she let me put it in her Wassy Garage on the first date
by Zlaw18 November 2, 2021
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